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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
By Joboo | November 19, 2008
The dream has been realized! The pinnacle has been reached! Let the joyous news be sounded from the hilltops! Be shouted by all people of strong heart! Be upon the lips of all who form speech! For yea verily…
DELAWARE HAS ARRIVED!!!
Yes, the first state to ratify the U.S. Constitution is now the last state to visit OzarksSports.Net. The only state that knows no national park knows of the greatness of athletes in the Ozarks. The home of the University of Delaware Fightin’ Blue Hens has laid down arms to take up the mighty banner of OzarksSports.Net and complete our conquest of the ENTIRE UNITED STATES! Yes brothers and sisters, the gospel has went forth and hath borne fruit! Next, we reach the WHOLE WORLD!!!
OK, I’m a little excited.
Sorry.
But it’s terribly cool that in 11 months I’ve went from nothing to having a visitor from every state in the union. I won’t elaborate any more right now as our 500th post spectacular is right around the corner, but join me in welcoming Delaware to the family.
Next stop… Sri Lanka.
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November 20th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
So they DO have computers in Delaware!
November 20th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
It would seem so. But it could just be a Spartan trying to mess with me.
Nah! Couldn’t be. They may have computers at Michigan State, but no Spartan fan is smart enough to operate one.